Time to blurt some ‘tramp stamps’
BLURTS ON BUTTS, TRAMP STAMPS!
OMG! Now everyone’s blurting! First, Lyin’ Joe Wilson, then hothead Serena Williams, then drinkin’ Kanye West… all on national or international TV! I realize that Kathy Lee Gifford has made a career out of that type of TV personality talk, but seriously, can we get a break here?
Are we really that fed up with each other? Are we ‘Benjamin Buttons’, living our lives backwards, reverting to 1st grade school behavior? Quick, I’m about to blurt out something, something really rash, find me a TV camera won’t you? “Maybe this is just the hangover from having Backwards Man as President of the United States for 8 excruciating years?” Gosh, I hope so. I can’t wait for the Earth to spin into another area of the Universe, so we can find that ‘mellow vibe’ again. Can we just ‘lighten up’ a bit and have a laugh?
Speaking of that, here are the photos I’ve been promising: the mellow young ladies with the butt ends that blurt. Oh, they’ve made their statements all right. Get the message? See right below L5 vertebrae and right above the gluteous maximi… yep, there’s the billboard!
A lovely shout-out to parents! Mum, Dad,
She always promised to tell the truth.
The typestyle is clear but the meaning is… ?
Steve Jobs will sue her ass.
These bottoms will never come off!
Sorry sweetie, I don’t speak HTML!
She will never have to raise her price on postage.
Let’s see the video!
Is that the Playmate Reagan daughter? Could’ve gone lower.
It’s R2D2! Twice! With a bunch of other… wait I see a cross, too! Gacck!
Ducks, a dog, a magic carpet… what th’…?
Oh yeah, that ‘American Idol’ TV show guy from 2006… uh, cool…
What no room for the Unicorn? Oh NOW I see the Unicorn!! OMG.
Hello Kitty. She turns up everywhere!
Aw, what a sweetheart! Only 5 cents.
Then what happens, then what happens?
And, your favorite of all. The most instructive, the most loving, the most misquoted, the most misspelled, the most worked over, the most lowest, and not least, the most Christian of all “tramp stamps”.
My comment: Someday dads all over America will be explaining those blurring messages on Mommy’s ass to little kiddos:
“Mommy was once abducted by aliens, but she conquored THEM!”
“I think they did it at the hospital when you were born.”
“Mommy was dancing and backed into a big rubber stamp on the wall.”
“Before she met us, Mommy had really bad taste in friends and they colored her with crayolas!”
“Mommy fell on a Bible, and it stuck, OKAY! OK?”
“I inserted my coins in Mommy’s slot and you arrived a little later… isn’t that magical… like the Chronicles of Narnia!”
“Once upon a time, Mommy did everything Pam Anderson did… sort of…”
“Mommy once had a date with Kid Rock, and fell asleep, and, ah hell it’s a long story.”
“That’s an Apple, which was the logo of a small computer company before we all became iWorld.”
“It’s not supposed to make any sense, it’s Momma’s butt.”
“Before Mommie got clean, she had all kinds of monkeys on her back… kinda like Amy Winehouse.”
“Gee, I dunno, I’ve never seen that before, let’s go ask Mommie. No, you CAN’T have one!”
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