A better presentation for Diddy

In case you’ve been wondering what’s under those leather pants…

 Loose Lips

 By Jessica, 11:40 AM on Mon Nov 17 2008, 793 views

 Ladies, listen up: here are your grooming requirements if you want to date Diddy: “First  order of business: Brazilian waxing.” Also, he tells Allure: “leg-waxing, brow-threading,  manicure and pedicure.” But, according to the Daily News, he’s only asking for the same  level of landscaping that he does on himself. “I shave and groom my private areas. It’s a  better presentation for me,” Diddy says. “If men require women to go through the pain, we should return the favor.”

My comment: Diddy, can u txt me? Shld I shav undr arms? Or, go Frnch?

Penn Jillette’s comment: STFU!